Tolu: Like two months plus sha……..Abeg the one wey I tell you
don do….lets talk about something else
Me :something else like
Tolu: dunno……maybe personal sha cos you will know about the
company as times goes on but you only tend to know about
personal tyns wen you ask at the right tym like this……………..
Me: Ohk….ask me anytyn and I will tell u…………………….but before
that we need to reach a compromise
Tolu: what compromise…..mo ngbo (am listening)
Me :raise your palm up……………
Tolu: For what?
Me: raise it up now……………….
Tolu: Ohk…………………….
Me: whatever we are saying will be the truth and nothing but the
truth……
Tolu: Yes Sir….”burst into laughter”…………..You are not serious at
all
Me :I can never be serious..do you no where serious people are?
Tolu: where oooo…….
Me: Yaba apa osi or ita oshi apa osi (yaba left)
Tolu :”Burst into laughter”……..so, tell me the other side of you
Me :My other side as in
Tolu: Your social life…………….
Me: hmmmmm……..i don’t fancy myself as highly sociable….i
hang out once in a while when and if necessary, club once in a
while too, drink once in a while, I don’t womanize but……..
Tolu :But what……………….
Me :I like bleeping..its like my hobby
Tolu: Lolzzzz…..you are not serious
Me: Just kidding about the last one though but I do everytyn in
my life moderately……….
Tolu: Thatz good sha…..
Me: don’t want to overuse myself for my future wife that I don’t
know yet…..
Tolu: hehehehe….you don’t know her yet at this stage?
Me: wetyn make I do now……U know finding a lady is like job
hunting………………
Tolu: job hunting……?how……………….
Me: seeing a lady for the first time is like a job advert, u try to
find out if her job description fit into your qualification before
deciding if to apply or not…………then you might decide to apply
after all even though there are job that worth it while some
doesn’t worth it……until you collect your offer letter and decide
either to accept the job or not………….there are some you accept
and resign after some months and there are some you reject the
moment you saw the offer but the moment you find your dream
job, you tend to accept without looking back again…..
Tolu:hmmmm…..interesting
Me: You might accept that your dream job and later find out that
things were not actually the way you thought they were….its now
your own decision either to continue and match your job to what
you actually want in life or you opt out and look for another
dream job elsewhere….
Tolu: hmmmmmm……….am listening ooooo
Me:Those that decided to turn around their future with their job
are those ones that endured marriage and regard it as for better
for worst and those that opt out are the divorced…………………..
Tolu:what about those that want to bleep anytyn under skirt or
trouser
Me:They are like the ones that can do any job (hustlers)..No
area of specialty even though they are
professionals………………………..
Tolu: hmmmmm……so, which one are you
Me:I guess you should find out yourself cos I wont tell you but
am very sure am not a hustler…
Tolu:hmmmm…ohk oooooooo, so, what was your impression
about babes in the office
Me:don’t really have any right now as today is my first
day………………but you guys are cool as I kept wondering during the
meeting what the criteria was for you guys to be working in the
organization….
Tolu:Just normal criteria….u must be intelligent couple with your
second class upper and trust BJ, she doesn’t joke with beauty
and natural attributes of a lady………………..
Me:what if you don’t have?
Tolu:That’s why the first aptitude test is always simple and they
will call for pre interview……the pre interview is for selection of
beautiful babes with natural attributes……..thats why during the
pre interview, they will just ask you some simple questions and
some applicant will be worried they didn’t get back to
them…..not because they are not intelligent or good but the
beauty and physique might be lacking…….
Me:Thatz interesting…….i guess I have a lot to learn here…
Tolu:a lot but its little by little………….what is your perception of
every body for this first day
Me:Notyn really for now as my major encounter was with Akin
and Bayo who are clown and except for Tayo who help me with
my laptop and materials briefly……………….
Tolu:And what about me…………..the truth oooo and pls no
reservation, tell me the way it is
Me:Ohk…the truth but I just hope you wont penalize me
Tolu:Nah….am giving you just 10mins to say anytyn after which
you are not allowed to make any comment again….
Me:ehm…ehm……..ohk
Tolu:Talk now….
Me:Gorgeous lady, Nice lips, beautiful Bottom……awesome
bweast……all perfect that have been wondering what they will
look like without all these cloth on………
Tolu:shut up…oniro kuro omode (naughty boy) I be your senior
ooooo
Me:Am sorry ma….na u say make I talk my mind ooooo
Tolu:I hear you…its almost 8:30..the road should be free now
Me:yes…I guess so…..
I called the attendant and ask for our bill…I brought out my
wallet to pay…………………
Tolu:Olodo…you wan pay..take jare and give us
change…………………(she handed over 5k to him)
Me:thank you very much ma…….thats more reason why you are
my senior….
Tolu serious at all……….lets go jhoor…
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